A conversation between my dad and my littlest sister, Garnett (6yo – I think).
Daddy: Every time I’ve gotten into the car today, it’s started to rain.
Garnett: Don’t get into the car ever again, Daddy.
Daddy: But Garnett, that’s a fallacy. Post hoc, propter hoc.
Daddy: If I scratch my nose, and then there’s lightning, does that mean I caused the lightning?
Garnett: Well, you can cause lightning.
Daddy: Really? How?
Garnett: By being evil.