How can you argue with that kind of logic?

A conversation between my dad and my littlest sister, Garnett (6yo – I think).

Daddy: Every time I’ve gotten into the car today, it’s started to rain.

Garnett: Don’t get into the car ever again, Daddy.

Daddy: But Garnett, that’s a fallacy. Post hoc, propter hoc.

Garnett: Huh?

Daddy: If I scratch my nose, and then there’s lightning, does that mean I caused the lightning?

Garnett: Well, you can cause lightning.

Daddy: Really? How?

Garnett: By being evil.